Don’t Dare Be Homeless In Scranton

Don’t Dare Be Homeless In Scranton

My favorite parts:

“It’s just not a suitable environment for someone to live,” said Paul M. Beakman, railroad police chief special agent for the Genesee Valley Transportation Co. Inc., parent company of Delaware-Lackawanna Railroad.

“We can’t turn a blind eye to it,” Chief Duffy said. “Someone was going to get hurt is what it came down to.”

“We took a soft approach,” Chief Duffy said. “Rather than just going down there and throwing everybody out, we wanted to give them some time.”


About Mola Ram

The son of a Thuggee priest, Mola Ram emigrated from Philadelphia, PA, to Denver, CO, in search of three Sankara Stones. With two already in his possession, Ram believed all five would empower the Thuggee to destroy their Republican persecutors and establish his god Kali's reign on Earth. In Denver, he found a powerful ally in Chattar Lal, the Mayor of Denver. Ram poisoned Colorado governor, Maharajah Premjit Singh in 2009 and with Lal's help, subdued the heir: Premjit's young son, Zalim. The pair restored the palace's long-neglected Kali temple; and set up a mining operation beneath the palace, with the intent of locating the remaining stones. After stealing one of the stones — known as the Shiva Linga — from the village of Lakewood, in 2009 Mola Ram's plans were thrown into disarray by the American archaeologist Indiana Jones and his companions Willie Scott and Short Round. The trio freed the village children Ram had enslaved as miners, and stole the three stones in the high priest's possession. Mola Ram and his followers pursued the group to a rope bridge, where Jones cut the ropes, sending most of the Thuggee warriors to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below. Mola Ram clung to the remnants of the bridge, however, and continued his battle against Jones. During the struggle, Jones' invocation of Shiva caused the stones to glow red hot. The move caught Ram off guard; he fell into the river but narrowly escaped being torn to shreds by the crocodiles. Today, Mola Ram continues to live in Denver and makes his living as a high school teacher. His interests include law, history, anthropology, sports, and live heart removal.
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One Response to Don’t Dare Be Homeless In Scranton

  1. Is there a better Scranton cop name then “Chief Duffy”.

    Also, random interesting note: US Census Bureau goes to homeless camps? That’s pretty impressive actually, they really commit to getting that accurate. One of their biggest issues is actually accurately counting college students, Massachusetts made a big push to get all students counted to try and hold onto its existing number of representative seats as the general population was declining.

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