I have a dream….

LBJ:  Hey Dwayne, Hey Dwayne, ummm, got a second.

DW:  Not now LeBron, I’m busy.

LBJ:  Alright, umm, cool, how bout now.

DW:  Did I stutter?

LBJ:  No.  Alright, I get it, its just ummm, well, I just released this….

LBJ:  And well, see, Maverick told me the only thing that sells shoes better than winning, is winning while being an arrogant prick about it. 

DW:  Your point?

LBJ:  Well, we just lost.  Maverick didn’t cover that.  Just one game though rig…. hey, watch your step!

 LBJ:  You gotta be more careful, alright, well, walk it off, right buddy.

LBJ:  Seriously?  It was just a stumble, it cannot be that bad.


About Connie Stinson

Connie Stinson is a lawyer/talk show host who dabbles in the arts of strained analogies, forced humor, and poor spelling. In his spare time Mr. Stinson enjoys charcoal BBQ, as well as any and all things related to humor. He is currently working on his second book, "Look at You, You're a Mountain: A Retrospective On Hogs and the Men Who Love Them."
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2 Responses to I have a dream….

  1. Mola Ram says:


    Great Z pic

  2. RA Dickey Simpkins says:

    Somebody has mastered the blog interface. Nice post.

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