I love Goldblog

Jeffrey Goldberg on national “opt-out” day. I you happen to be flying on November 24th, and most of you are, opt-out of security theatre and refuse the back-scatter machine.  You’ll get a nice pat down instead. 

Mr. Goldberg’s modest proposal:

If you want to go the extra extra mile, I suggest commando-style kilt-wearing. While it is probably illegal to fly without pants, I can’t imagine that it’s illegal to fly without underpants.

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About Connie Stinson

Connie Stinson is a lawyer/talk show host who dabbles in the arts of strained analogies, forced humor, and poor spelling. In his spare time Mr. Stinson enjoys charcoal BBQ, as well as any and all things related to humor. He is currently working on his second book, "Look at You, You're a Mountain: A Retrospective On Hogs and the Men Who Love Them."
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2 Responses to I love Goldblog

  1. Mola Ram says:

    Love his whole take on this thing. Another good idea would be to go through the back scatter with a raging woody. Or a bow on your penis.

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