To Do: Grow Beard, Wear Baggy Clothes, Get Assault Rifle, Practice Funny Accent…

Because apparently the CIA is handing out large sums of cash to people pretending to be Taliban generals. It would actually be pretty cool to meet Karzai, fly on a NATO chopper, and again, get paid large sums of money.

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About Connie Stinson

Connie Stinson is a lawyer/talk show host who dabbles in the arts of strained analogies, forced humor, and poor spelling. In his spare time Mr. Stinson enjoys charcoal BBQ, as well as any and all things related to humor. He is currently working on his second book, "Look at You, You're a Mountain: A Retrospective On Hogs and the Men Who Love Them."
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One Response to To Do: Grow Beard, Wear Baggy Clothes, Get Assault Rifle, Practice Funny Accent…

  1. Mola Ram says:

    Also interesting is that we’re willing to PAY Taliban officials to meet. I’d like to hear the bargaining for the fee….

    “Well we crunched the numbers, and it costs us about $15,000 to kill an American soldier, and about $4,500 to kill an Afghan citizen. So how about you spot us 10 soldiers and 20 civilians? In dollars, of course.”

    –“8 and 15 and you have a deal.”

    “I accept. See you at the conference! Are meals provided?”

    –“Yep! See you there!”

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