Deep Blue Sea 2 – Blood Red Sea

Stealing a play book from the American birther movement, Egyptian officials could neither confirm or deny that Mossad had dropped blood thirsty man eating sharks into the Red Sea to terrorize Egyptian tourists.

“What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,” South Sinai Gov. Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by the Egyptian state news site egynews.net.

We’ll be waiting with baited breath for confirmation. 

H/T Jeffrey Goldberg

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About Connie Stinson

Connie Stinson is a lawyer/talk show host who dabbles in the arts of strained analogies, forced humor, and poor spelling. In his spare time Mr. Stinson enjoys charcoal BBQ, as well as any and all things related to humor. He is currently working on his second book, "Look at You, You're a Mountain: A Retrospective On Hogs and the Men Who Love Them."
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