Grinch Alert

Dallas Baptist Church Pastor Starts “Grinch Alert” To Shame Businesses Not Celebrating Christmas

The Website:

Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) kicked this year’s War on Christmas into high gear last week when he announced that he wouldn’t participate in Tulsa’s annual “Holiday Parade of Lights” because the city renamed the parade, replacing “Christmas” with “Holiday.” This week, First Baptist Church of Dallas pastor Dr. Robert Jeffress joined the war effort. Jeffress announced on a local radio station this morning that his church is launching a website — the Grinch Alert — “dedicated to showcasing businesses that do not show outward signs of supporting Christmas.” The top of the site reads: “Help us keep Christmas everywhere!”:

Have you encountered a “Grinch” this Christmas season? Share your experiences here at! Here, you can nominate businesses and organizations that shut-out expressions of Christmas in their interactions with the public via marketing, advertising and public relations. When companies use misplaced political correctness to halt the celebration of Christmas, they belong on the “Naughty List.”

We also want to know which companies are celebrating Christmas with excitement and meaning–especially those who keep Christ in Christmas where He belongs! Those companies and organizations will be placed on our “Nice List.” Help us preserve Christ this Christmas.

The Dallas Observer reports that every morning on KCBI-FM radio, Jeffress will read the names of businesses submitted to his Naughty and Nice lists:

[I]t all started last week with the public shaming of a bank in Southlake that decided not to put up a Christmas tree in its lobby; says the morning-show host, the bank has since changed its mind due to the divine intervention. To which Jeffress adds: “I wanted to do something positive to encourage businesses to acknowledge Christmas and not bow to the strident voices of a minority who object to the holiday.”

There’s no word on how far Jeffress’s crusade will stretch geographically, but perhaps the Florida State government may be next. A spokesperson for the Florida Turnpike Enterprise said the agency banned all holiday decorations two months ago after some Christian groups complained about Halloween decorations. Thus, she said, turnpike leaders have now decided to ban holiday decorations of any kind.

Interview on CNN this morning  (worth watching)

Mola’s thoughts:

He claims he is doing something “positive” about this war on Christmas.  So it’s “positive” to put businesses on this “naughty list”?  He says “It’s a fun way to say to businesses and organizations: ‘you don’t have to bow to political correctness, it’s okay to say Merry Christmas.'”  Mola’s paraphrasing: “It’s a fun way to disrespect the freedom of religion.”

He says 91% of Americans celebrate Christmas (though only about 76% of Americans are Christian).  He goes on to say there is something unique about the entry of Christ into the world– after all, we measure time based on his birth!  Plus!!!!  Plus!!!!!… when Dr. Seuss wrote his famous book, he didn’t call it “When The Grinch Stole Hanukkah” or “When The Grinch Stole Kwanza” or some other generic happy holidays!  I just…  I …  I have nothing to add.  He’s right.

But don’t rush to judgment.  Pastor Jeffress insists that if he patronized a Jewish business, he would be happy if they wished him a Happy Hanukkah because they’re not succumbing to the generic “Happy Holidays.”  However, when asked whether his website accounts for that, he said “no”; but then quickly followed that up by emphasizing that this website is merely a forum.  Oh.  Ok then.

To be sure, though, he has never even hinted at a boycott.  He would never do that during a recession.  Hey, if that happens, it’s merely an unintended, ancillary effect… OF A WEBSITE DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO DEROGATE BUSINESSES THAT DON’T EXPRESSION STRICTLY CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY WISHES.

Now, don’t get me wrong, he and his parishioners have every right to do this.  It’s just yet another disgusting example of religion clouding reason and discouraging respect.


About Mola Ram

The son of a Thuggee priest, Mola Ram emigrated from Philadelphia, PA, to Denver, CO, in search of three Sankara Stones. With two already in his possession, Ram believed all five would empower the Thuggee to destroy their Republican persecutors and establish his god Kali's reign on Earth. In Denver, he found a powerful ally in Chattar Lal, the Mayor of Denver. Ram poisoned Colorado governor, Maharajah Premjit Singh in 2009 and with Lal's help, subdued the heir: Premjit's young son, Zalim. The pair restored the palace's long-neglected Kali temple; and set up a mining operation beneath the palace, with the intent of locating the remaining stones. After stealing one of the stones — known as the Shiva Linga — from the village of Lakewood, in 2009 Mola Ram's plans were thrown into disarray by the American archaeologist Indiana Jones and his companions Willie Scott and Short Round. The trio freed the village children Ram had enslaved as miners, and stole the three stones in the high priest's possession. Mola Ram and his followers pursued the group to a rope bridge, where Jones cut the ropes, sending most of the Thuggee warriors to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below. Mola Ram clung to the remnants of the bridge, however, and continued his battle against Jones. During the struggle, Jones' invocation of Shiva caused the stones to glow red hot. The move caught Ram off guard; he fell into the river but narrowly escaped being torn to shreds by the crocodiles. Today, Mola Ram continues to live in Denver and makes his living as a high school teacher. His interests include law, history, anthropology, sports, and live heart removal.
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2 Responses to Grinch Alert

  1. Christiane says:

    I think Jeffress runs the risk of being mistaken for the Grinch himself. He is trying to steal the ‘spirit’ of Christmas. And he doesn’t even realize it.

  2. Pingback: Naughty List: University Says Nativity Scenes, Mistletoe Not Inclusive | PA Pundits - International

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